Like a TANK!

Join a game like a TANK
Wait to spawn like a TANK
Wait to spawn like a TANK
Keep waitin to spawn like a TANK
Finally spawn like a TANK
Look for survivors like a TANK
Chase them around like a TANK
Be outrun like a TANK
Eatin bullets like a TANK
Catch a survivor like a TANK
Punch his face in like a TANK
Send him flying like a TANK
Knock his brains out like a TANK
Down his ass like a TANK
Get lit on fire like a TANK
Get enraged like a TANK
Chase the others like a TANK
Get taken down like a TANK
Blame my teammates like a TANK
RAGE QUIT like a TANK
Join game in progress like a TANK
Spawn as survivors like a TANK
Kill my teammates like a TANK
Get kicked for team killing like a TANK
Join another game like a TANK
Spawn as infected like a TANK
Wait for tank to spawn like a TANK
Spawn as the tank like a TANK
Rape the spitter like a TANK
Chase the survivors like a TANK
Cant catch up to them like a TANK
Pick up cement from dirt like a TANK
Throw it at them like a TANK
Miss by an inch like a TANK
Lose control like a TANK
F**** this game like a TANK

So that's what a normal day is like in the life of the tank
Yeah
Getting lit on fire and dying
Hell yeah
And im pretty sure you said something about raping the spitter
Nah man
Im pretty sure you did
Nope not me, im the tank
Yeah, no I know that you said it about 400 times
I said im the tank

...well i thought this was funny xD